Why'd they put Pleasanton Superior Court in a business park? Must mean they're all business here. They really should stop calling court buildings the phrase "Hall of Justice." There ain't much justice in these places.

Pleasanton is a pleasant little city, be it the farmers market on the weekends or the Friday concerts or the Wednesday flea markets everything about it is so versatile. Visit the historic downtown which takes you down the memory lane and you will attest what we are saying. Safeway which serves millions of consumers across California and other states like Colorado is head quartered here. It is also home to the wealthy and rich people and ranked as a wealthy city in California.<br>Okay look ... Pleasanton is one of those places that's sorta in the Bay Area, but it's where a lot of people go to live because they can't afford to live where all the cool stuff is. That's just one person's opinion - and someone who's never been to Pleasanton -- because I lived where the cool stuff was and no one ever said - "Hey, let's go to Pleasanton!" Now I did go to Salina once, and that wasn't anything special. But you know what they say about opinions, they're like ... everyone's got one.

Boredom causes all kinds of problems.